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    <title>Web 2.0 announcer feed for can</title>
    <link>http://can.web2announcer.com/</link>
    <description>Web 2.0 announcer top stories for can</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:02:55 GMT</pubDate><item>
	<title>AtomFilms: Jukebox</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2046858</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Hello jukebox, play me a song...
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    <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:02:55 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>A Mouse You Can Wear On Your Finger</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2037724</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Spotted at COMPUTEX 2007 in Taipei, this Ring Finger Mouse was hiding in the back corner of the convention center. In fact, the booth was so far back in the boonies, we didn&#039;t think we&#039;d find anything interesting there at all. The product is currently still in prototype sample form, but we were able to snag a shot when no one was looking.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:27:27 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2037724</guid><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://mouse.web2announcer.com/">mouse</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://wear.web2announcer.com/">wear</category><category domain="http://on.web2announcer.com/">on</category><category domain="http://your.web2announcer.com/">your</category><category domain="http://finger.web2announcer.com/">finger</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Top 10 Kicking Babies</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2012997</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    This is just an amazing look at how far babies go when moving around in their safe, little havens.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 08:40:48 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2012997</guid><category domain="http://babies.web2announcer.com/">babies</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://be.web2announcer.com/">Be</category><category domain="http://very.web2announcer.com/">very</category><category domain="http://pushy.web2announcer.com/">pushy</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Heavy Lifting - Vancouver Film School (VFS)</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2012436</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    A short instructional film on the dangers of dozing off on the job, and also of getting trapped under something too heavy to lift.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 07:30:59 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2012436</guid><category domain="http://even.web2announcer.com/">Even</category><category domain="http://robots.web2announcer.com/">Robots</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://have.web2announcer.com/">have</category><category domain="http://one.web2announcer.com/">one</category><category domain="http://of.web2announcer.com/">of</category><category domain="http://those.web2announcer.com/">those</category><category domain="http://days.web2announcer.com/">days</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>5 Cool Things You Can Do With Your DNA</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1944775</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Genetic technology isn&#039;t quite advanced enough to predict your future, but there&#039;s already plenty of fun you can have with your DNA. Here are five cool things you can do with your DNA.
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    <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 20:58:59 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1944775</guid><category domain="http://things.web2announcer.com/">things</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://do.web2announcer.com/">do</category><category domain="http://with.web2announcer.com/">with</category><category domain="http://your.web2announcer.com/">your</category><category domain="http://dna.web2announcer.com/">DNA</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>New Pizza-Lover&#039;s Pizza Topped With Smaller Pizzas</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1615308</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Executives at Pizza Hut unveiled their newest menu item today, the pizza lover&#039;s pizza topped pizza, a cheese and sausage pizza topped with six smaller pizzas.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:55:48 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1615308</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://get.web2announcer.com/">get</category><category domain="http://extra.web2announcer.com/">extra</category><category domain="http://pizza.web2announcer.com/">pizza</category><category domain="http://with.web2announcer.com/">with</category><category domain="http://that.web2announcer.com/">that</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Can Aspirin Prevent Cancer? Jury&#039;s Out</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1587020</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    The research could give you whiplash: Aspirin prevents cancer, one study says. Oops, maybe not, says another. Now comes word that aspirin may fend off cancer only if people take much more than is used to fight heart disease, suggesting some of the earlier back-and-forth may have been due to confusion over the right dose.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:40:28 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1587020</guid><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://aspirin.web2announcer.com/">aspirin</category><category domain="http://prevent.web2announcer.com/">prevent</category><category domain="http://cancer.web2announcer.com/">cancer</category><category domain="http://research.web2announcer.com/">research</category><category domain="http://study.web2announcer.com/">study</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>America to George W. Bush: We Can Do Better</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1559174</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a piece of work, an anti-Semitic demagogue with a penchant for the unpredictable. The Iranians can do better, declares U.S. President George W. Bush.

As President Bush put it: &quot;My message to the Iranian people is: You can do better than to have somebody try to rewrite history. You can do better than
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    <pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:35:20 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1559174</guid><category domain="http://america.web2announcer.com/">america</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://george.web2announcer.com/">George</category><category domain="http://3w.web2announcer.com/">W.</category><category domain="http://bush.web2announcer.com/">bush</category><category domain="http://.web2announcer.com/"></category><category domain="http://we.web2announcer.com/">We</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://do.web2announcer.com/">do</category><category domain="http://better.web2announcer.com/">better</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Text alerts can warn of hikes in gasoline prices</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1531798</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Retail chain Meijer is rolling out a program to send customers cell-phone text alerts when the price of gasoline is about to go up.
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    <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:18:45 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1531798</guid><category domain="http://text.web2announcer.com/">text</category><category domain="http://alerts.web2announcer.com/">alerts</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://warn.web2announcer.com/">warn</category><category domain="http://of.web2announcer.com/">of</category><category domain="http://hikes.web2announcer.com/">HIkes</category><category domain="http://gasoline.web2announcer.com/">gasoline</category><category domain="http://prices.web2announcer.com/">prices</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Pentagon Can Pay for War Through June</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1518537</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    The Pentagon says it has enough money to pay for the Iraq  war through June, despite warnings from the White House that troops are being harmed by Congress &#039; failure to quickly deliver more funds.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:03:34 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1518537</guid><category domain="http://pentagon.web2announcer.com/">pentagon</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://pay.web2announcer.com/">pay</category><category domain="http://for.web2announcer.com/">for</category><category domain="http://war.web2announcer.com/">war</category><category domain="http://through.web2announcer.com/">through</category><category domain="http://june.web2announcer.com/">june</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Cars are for driving, not polishing: The Manliest Cars You Can Buy</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1488231</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    What you drive says a lot about you. Real men would never be caught dead driving a Geo Metro, Neon or a Miata. Real men don&#039;t make death cars out of a 1956 Dodge LaFemme. Real men get their hands dirty - they jump, race, do burnouts, and generally abuse their cars. These cars aren&#039;t for show, but go. These are the meanest, toughest, fastest and bad
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    <pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:52:15 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1488231</guid><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://manliest.web2announcer.com/">Manliest</category><category domain="http://cars.web2announcer.com/">cars</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://buy.web2announcer.com/">buy</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>In The Know: The U.S. Moat</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1484143</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Panelists discuss the need to protect America&#039;s borders with a moat.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:19:33 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1484143</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://we.web2announcer.com/">We</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://get.web2announcer.com/">get</category><category domain="http://illegals.web2announcer.com/">illegals</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://dig.web2announcer.com/">dig</category><category domain="http://it.web2announcer.com/">it</category><category domain="http://if.web2announcer.com/">If</category><category domain="http://americans.web2announcer.com/">Americans</category><category domain="http://5wont.web2announcer.com/">wont</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>You Can Help Stop The Canadian Seal Hunt</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1367776</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    The U.S. Senate is considering Senate Resolution 118 which calls on the Canadian government to end the brutal seal hunt now taking place in the waters off the country&#039;s east coast. 

In this year 2007 isn&#039;t it time we stopped sanctioning such horrific cruelty to sentient beings? 

The resolution is sponsored by Sens. Carl Levin (D-MI), Susan Co
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    <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:49:39 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1367776</guid><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://help.web2announcer.com/">help</category><category domain="http://4stop.web2announcer.com/">stop</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://canadian.web2announcer.com/">canadian</category><category domain="http://seal.web2announcer.com/">Seal</category><category domain="http://hunt.web2announcer.com/">hunt</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Trillions in Debt, Can the Middle Class Hang On?</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1280361</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    How do we stop the credit industry&#039;s predatory business model and get Americans out of debt when incomes aren&#039;t rising as fast as the costs of healthcare and housing? Last week, the FDIC and the Federal Reserve Board were forced to remind the nation&#039;s bankers to verify their customers&#039; incomes -- adding that it might be a good idea to determine whe
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    <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:11:51 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1280361</guid><category domain="http://trillions.web2announcer.com/">Trillions</category><category domain="http://in.web2announcer.com/">in</category><category domain="http://debt.web2announcer.com/">debt</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://middle.web2announcer.com/">middle</category><category domain="http://class.web2announcer.com/">class</category><category domain="http://hang.web2announcer.com/">hang</category><category domain="http://on.web2announcer.com/">on</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Supreme Court Says CO2 is a Pollutant!</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1272713</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    The Supreme court ordered EPA to rethink its objection to declaring CO2 as a major pollutant. It has declared that CO2 is a major pollutant by a majority of 5-4, with 4 conservative Justices Scalia, Roberts, Thomas and Alito dissenting!
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    <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:38:34 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1272713</guid><category domain="http://co2.web2announcer.com/">CO2</category><category domain="http://major.web2announcer.com/">Major</category><category domain="http://pollutant.web2announcer.com/">Pollutant</category><category domain="http://epa.web2announcer.com/">EPA</category><category domain="http://ordered.web2announcer.com/">ordered</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://rethink.web2announcer.com/">rethink</category><category domain="http://states.web2announcer.com/">states</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://restrict.web2announcer.com/">restrict</category><category domain="http://emissions.web2announcer.com/">emissions</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Pregnancy Weight Gain Can Affect Kids</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1266054</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    The standard advice for how much weight a woman should gain during pregnancy may need to changed, concludes a rigorous and provocative study suggesting that even accepted weight gains may raise the risk of having an overweight toddler.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:50:42 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1266054</guid><category domain="http://pregnancy.web2announcer.com/">pregnancy</category><category domain="http://weight.web2announcer.com/">weight</category><category domain="http://gain.web2announcer.com/">gain</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://affect.web2announcer.com/">Affect</category><category domain="http://kids.web2announcer.com/">kids</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>New Hillary Software Lets Voters Customize Her Positions</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1232665</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Hillary 8.0 Could Spell Victory in &#039;08 - Crisscrossing the nation in her quest for the 2008 Democratic nomination, Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) today unveiled new state-of-the-art software that will enable voters to customize her positions on a host of issues.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:41:47 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1232665</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://finally.web2announcer.com/">Finally</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://hillary.web2announcer.com/">Hillary</category><category domain="http://5everyone.web2announcer.com/">Everyone</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://love.web2announcer.com/">love</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon Split: Can U.S. Recover?</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1127857</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    The United States of America struggled to leave the house today as it was still very upset about the recent breakup of Hollywood golden couple Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:45:54 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1127857</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://come.web2announcer.com/">Come</category><category domain="http://on.web2announcer.com/">on</category><category domain="http://people.web2announcer.com/">people</category><category domain="http://we.web2announcer.com/">We</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://pull.web2announcer.com/">Pull</category><category domain="http://through.web2announcer.com/">through</category><category domain="http://this.web2announcer.com/">This</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Rep. John Conyers: &quot;Congress Can Fire Bush!&quot;</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1101964</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    It&#039;s so irresponsible that they can&#039;t be quiet.&quot; - William Kristol, a Neocon, in referring to critics of the Iraqi War. (1)

Washington, D.C. On a sunny day, Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007, with the temperatures in the high-40s, the National Mall, was filled with protesters against the Iraqi War. A Who&#039;s Who list of speakers against the ongoing evi
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    <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:29:16 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1101964</guid><category domain="http://rep.web2announcer.com/">Rep.</category><category domain="http://john.web2announcer.com/">john</category><category domain="http://conyers.web2announcer.com/">conyers</category><category domain="http://congress.web2announcer.com/">congress</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://fire.web2announcer.com/">fire</category><category domain="http://bush.web2announcer.com/">bush</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>The Apple iRack</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1028127</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Apple&#039;s latest product, launched by the inimitable Steve Jobs as only he can.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:58:33 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1028127</guid><category domain="http://apple.web2announcer.com/">Apple</category><category domain="http://more.web2announcer.com/">more</category><category domain="http://stuff.web2announcer.com/">stuff</category><category domain="http://than.web2announcer.com/">Than</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://10shake.web2announcer.com/">Shake.</category><category domain="http://an.web2announcer.com/">An</category><category domain="http://istick.web2announcer.com/">iStick</category><category domain="http://at.web2announcer.com/">at</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Can Barack Obama Become President?</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/975472</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    A look at the man, the candidate, and whether or not he is truly a contender for the highest office. The man with an increasingly good chance of becoming America&#039;s first black president officially announced his candidacy on a cold Springfield morning just as newly deceased Anna Nicole Smith and newly shorn Brittney Spears inflicted serious competit
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    <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:44:56 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/975472</guid><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://barack.web2announcer.com/">barack</category><category domain="http://obama.web2announcer.com/">obama</category><category domain="http://become.web2announcer.com/">become</category><category domain="http://president.web2announcer.com/">president</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Water Park Promises More Fun Than Water Can Deliver</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/957372</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Critics of the Sun Time Water Slide and Fun Park are speaking out today. They say the facility promotes a level of enjoyment that water alone is simply unable to provide.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:40:36 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Hate Exercise? Hire An Exorcist</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/943906</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    A competent exorcist can be found in the Yellow Pages (under &quot;Satanic consultants&quot;). For a reasonable fee, the exorcist will summon the powers of the underworld to literally &quot;burn those extra pounds away.&quot; And, you can eat as much charred flesh of of cloven-hoofed animals as you desire.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 13:09:01 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Baking soda can clean your teeth, clear your complexion and act as a natural antacid</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/736433</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Many components of the modern western diet - meats, fish, dairy products, most grains, sugars, alcohol and caffeinated drinks (in fact, almost everything except vegetables, millet, most fruits and, as we have just seen, apple cider vinegar) - contribute to one&#039;s body becoming too acidic. This in turn can open the door to a variety of problems, some
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    <pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:48:46 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Amazing Beer Can Art</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/726726</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Can you imagine that, an empty beer can can be creatively transformed into a fine masterpiece of art. Take a look!
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    <pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 13:12:36 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>L.A. Dodgers offer all-you-can-eat seats</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/137910</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, and throw in a dozen Dodger Dogs. 
The Los Angeles Dodgers will give fans something to chew on next season: all-you-can eat seats. The right-field pavilion at Dodger Stadium will be converted into the special section, giving around 3,000 fans as many hot dogs, peanuts, popcorn, nachos and sodas as they want.
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    <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 17:44:55 GMT</pubDate>
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